Guns don't kill people, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE... So which people?

The gaming world only seems to be as large as the characters within it. However in the shoote multiplayer universe, there are a handful which come up time and time again. Here are four players you will see in First Person Shooters.

1. The Noob

You have the co-ordination of a drunken panda and you have the reaction speed of a stoned out sloth reaching for a Cheeto crumb.  Teaming killing, slow moving, horrible shooting parasites that we can either help or shun. We’ve all started as a noob and for as long as the gaming world exists the next generation of players will fill their shoes. But hey! We might not remember our first long range head shot but we are all sure it was probably delightful. 

2. Camper

Delicious hot scmoes…. Put up a tent and a crate of ammo. As a camper you don’t really like to move and it’s easier for the fodder to come to you. So grab a beer and swot flies a little…  or all game.  Now not to be confused with holding down an area for tactical advantage but with most game making respawning more complicated. If you die several times to the guy in the same position and so does your team…. It’s probably your fault for not flanking him by the 10^th time.

3. M@%F&{! Terminator

If you can’t kill them… they’re probably hacking BUT very close to that is those who ascend to such a level where if you blink you will already have lead in your cranium. Complete map awareness, precision aiming and a bunch of average players breaking under pressure the unstoppable killing machine will decimate you and your team mates.

4.Troll

Death means nothing, all it means it you will be resurrected to haunt others again. Everything from trapping people into rooms, blocking, team killing, right up to straight up harassment for your own pure evil indulgent pleasures. We hope you rot in hell you sick freak…. We also quite like watching you do it.  

-JNG